“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.
“Woaah where’s the moon go” Me approximately once a month even tho I’ve seen a new moon many times
”does the moon look… big to you?” Me when the moon i’ve been seeing for months now is suddenly full in the sky and growing in size every single day and eventually crashes into the earth
Source: Common Lives Lesbian Lives; A Lesbian Quarterly ( #29 - Winter 1989 )
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health
lmao get loved loser
get absolutely fucking treasured
i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
me: [delusional] I will learn 4 languages simultaneously
whatever this genre of art is so true
will never get over the fact that we can love people despite there being countries between us. we can miss people we’ve never seen in person. we can connect and bond over hundreds of things without ever needing to be in each others physical presence. we can have half the globe between us and love never falters.
mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth
my siblings reaction to me getting a boyfriend
“you’re so quiet” sorry i forgot i have free will
“you talk too much” yeah i just remembered i have free will you know how it is
[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE